This is Pete, or "The Taco Monster" as he insists upon being   called.  Although he is originally from San Antonio (Go Spurs!),   he's still mostly Mexican... mostly.  He has taken improv instruction   and performs at ComedySportz.  Also of note is that Pete has a   swell day job, a nice house, two terrific kids, a splendid crack   habit, and a marvelous 9 in his pants.         You can email Pete at pete@fishbowlcatharsis.com